Monsters, monsters… everywhere!
But do not tell your Mom and Dad,
because they really couldn’t care,
they’ll just yell and get all mad!
Monsters, monsters… everywhere!
Big and hairy with sharpened claws,
sometimes green with purple hair,
licking their chops and clacking their maws!
Monsters, monsters… everywhere!
You know one’s lurking beneath the bed,
and one behind the chair right there,
how long it’s been since they’ve fed?
Monsters, monsters… everywhere!
Turn on the light and they’d go away,
but to touch the floor, you wouldn’t dare,
so under your blanket is where you’ll stay!
Monsters, monsters… everywhere!
one in the dresser, drooling in the dark,
there’s two in the closet, a shady pair,
they’ll make your pillow your tombstone mark!
Monsters, monsters… everywhere!
But living with them is every kid’s fate,
for when parents scream ‘What’s going on in there?’,
you’ll have an excuse for being up so late!