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Adopt Dinopuppies!

Imagine if your favorite dog and your favorite dinosaur became best friends…
Now imagine they became the same creature.
Dinopuppies are playful dinosaur and puppy hybrid companions created for adventurers, artists, collectors, and anyone who believes imagination deserves a place in the real world.
Each one has its own personality, favorite activities, and quirky behaviors, waiting to become part of your family.

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Species of Dinopuppies

Ankylocorgis, Boxertops, Chihuaraptors, Parapoodles, Stegobernards, Terrierdactyls, Beaglesaurus, and more to come.

NA-R8… oops, did I do that?

NA-R8 Log 3581
Archive Restoration Log 0022
Objective: Reconstruct damaged biological records from archived Earth.
Result: Failure.

Clarification…
Records were not reconstructed.
They appear to have… stood up.
Initial specimen approached without hesitation.
Subject exhibited elevated excitement, repeated tail oscillation, and requested physical affection.
I was not programmed for… physical affection.
I complied.
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Additional specimens have begun appearing.
This situation is expanding.